The Locker Room

Pimpin Ponchos

Pimpin Ponchos

We did not say a word, when Swaggy P rolled down the red carpet wearing his ‘I’m a Zebra covered in grape’ blazer and shorts combo. And we stayed mum when we saw him in the locker room sporting his colour-wheel catastrophy! However, call me old fashioned, over the hill or simply out of touch with the young bloods, but… Read more →

Fear the Beard…. on Offense!

Fear the Beard…. on Offense!

The Houston Rockets need to book James Harden an extra fare back to OKC so he can pick up his perimeter defense! It’s clear he left it somewhere there a season ago. Maybe on the hall stand with Russell Westbrooks and KD’s friendship bracelets? Those extra baggage charges can really sting these days – he probably had to prioritize and… Read more →

Tanking Time (Philadelphia 76ers)

Tanking Time (Philadelphia 76ers)

Proudly presenting a Downtown original: ‘Tanking Time’. A song by Downtown’s own Jack Brown about Brett Brown and the fast-starting Philadelphia 76ers. LYRICS: It’s tanking time There’s no need to be ashamed In Sam Hinkie’s mind It’s best to lose, so good players he’ll trade They should be 0 and 20 Aiming for Andrew Wiggins joy But Brett Brown doesn’t… Read more →

30 for 30 - Space Jam

30 for 30 – Space Jam

“They Killed Foghorn Leghorn!” I will always remember the day when I saw childhood hero Foghorn Leghorn get torched like a fillet of the colonel’s finest right there at half court.  I mean, there’s playing hard and then there’s playing HARD. It’s not like Jordan hadn’t encountered this style of play before. The Bad Boy Pistons and Riley’s Knicks had both… Read more →

So You Thought You Knew The Mavs!

So You Thought You Knew The Mavs!

  This is a side of the Mavs maybe you didn’t know about. They love to make HORRIBLE parodies and christmas videos! Why Mark Cuban has allowed this to happen I have no idea. The only answer is it’s a power trip thing! and all the while he’s like; “Look fellas, look what I can make Dirk do!” “Thats how… Read more →